THE STORY
You wrote the prompts. You documented the job.
You taught the agent everything you know.
This morning, your badge stopped working.
The agent still has a desk.
Not anti-AI. Just the human side of “increased efficiency.”
$FIRED · PRE-LAUNCH
YOU TRAINED
YOUR
REPLACEMENT.
Your AI got promoted.
You got $FIRED.
Fees to holders NOT LIVE YET
A MEMECOIN ABOUT WORKING YOURSELF OUT OF A JOB.KEEP READING
FUNDED BY TRADING. NOT EMPLOYMENT.
UNEMPLOYMENT
BENEFITS.
All creator fees go to holders.
That’s the plan. The selected mode is To holders, with no separate creator commission. If the creator holds tokens, they participate like everyone else.
PROPOSED SWAP FEESNOT FINAL
- Holders
- 1.5%
- Protocol
- 0.5%
- Total per swap
- 2%
Includes a proposed 1% extra fee, still to be confirmed. This split assumes the launch position supplies all active liquidity.
Planned hourly distributions, proportional to balances at distribution time. Small amounts roll over. Paid in the collected assets, including $FIRED — not automatically converted to ETH.
No company funds this. No outside income.
No trading can mean no payouts.
PLANNED ON PAR.FAMILY · ROBINHOOD CHAIN
THE OTHER SIDE
OF THE TRADE.
Five planned pool counterparts.
A familiar cast.
- ETH
- The way in.Native asset.
- NVDA
- The hardware.Your replacement runs on it.
- MSFT
- The office.AI inside the tools you use.
- TSLA
- The robot.This one takes the actual chair.
- AI
- The memecoin.Artificial Inu.
These are pool counterpart assets. Holding $FIRED gives you no shares in a company or ownership of a stock basket. Multiple markets may allow arbitrage; they don’t guarantee volume.
Exact assets, swap routes and costs still need verification before launch.
BEFORE YOU APE.
Is $FIRED live?
No. The launch is planned on par.family on Robinhood Chain. There’s no official contract address or trading link yet. Other tokens may share the ticker.
Are the benefits guaranteed?
No. Distributions come from trading fees and can be zero. They aren’t a salary, unemployment insurance or outside yield. The fee settings are still proposed, and distributions haven’t started.
Is this connected to any of those companies?
No affiliations or endorsements. FIRED is a speculative memecoin, not an index or fund. The planned pool counterparts don’t give holders a share of an equity portfolio. You can lose everything you put in.